Crrepy Crawly News Bulletin

Weighing in at a approx. a half dozen scorpions, sporting the stylish fashions of the gecko, and releasing a flurry of innumerable winged bugs our casa proves to be one of the most ominous niches of mankind.

NEWS ALERT!

A super-scary millipede was sighted crawling through the lavatory following a quick shower. (pictured below) KA in brave response ushered a cry for help from an adjacent quarter. Upon hearing the distress cry our hero entered. Flashing photos and then removing the creature from the premises ultimately saving all those in peril. No creatures were harmed in the telling of this story. However prior to the telling of this story "said bug" had an unexpected encounter and perished do to blunt force trauma. The trauma was caused by an unknown assailant.

My right flip-flop is nicknamed, "unknown assailant"

May peace be upon you all.